In which I am struck by lightning

"So today I was in Target and I saw: A NUN RIDING A SCOOTER."

"Really. How was that working for her?"

"She was just tootling along, nunnily. I walked around the corner and saw her and started laughing and then Aaron kicked me."

"What kind of scooter was it? Like a wheelchair scooter? Or a Vespa?"

"Like one of those motorized shopping cart scooters you can get in the front of the store."

"Was she wearing a habit?"

"Yes! She was in full nun! And I kept walking around corners and seeing her and laughing! It was all just so startlingly absurd!"

"You may or may not go to hell for laughing at her, you know."

"I feel like she was placed in Target today specifically to test me. And I lost."

"God was like, 'That's 10 more hell points for Abi. Not looking good, huh, Jesus?'"

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First things first .

That Nun is Jesus's Wife.

She made a solumn promise too stay celibate ,and married jesus.

If knowed anything about the Catholic Religion ,you would Know this is true.

I myself am a morman ,but I would'nt laugh at God's Daughter inlaw.

Give respect where it's due.

You obviuosly have never made a commitment this large.

Funny is Funny ,but if I make it to Heaven That NUN ,and I will be laughing at you.

Smiling as you stand there ,and beg for a glass of water. "in HELL"

Ha Ha

Robert